Any Advice on Hiding Two Surfboards?
I don't even want to go into it. You wouldn't believe me anyway. Obviously, I have no self-restraint when it comes to surfboards. None! Zero! Zilch! Nada!
The funny thing is I'm not an impulsive person at all. I have never been impulsive. I've spent more than 40 years being a methodical and rational person. I never made snap decisions. I always thought out the consequences of my actions. Where did that person go? As soon as I step into a surf shop or a factory—as I did today at Con Surfboards—I lose all sense of what's financially right and wrong. I'll just say this about the picture: yellow and red swirls on the bottom and rails, and yellow with a red pinline on the deck. There. That's as much as I'm willing to divulge at this point. (Sigh)