Worst Surf Film Ever!!
One of the guys at my job insisted that I watch Surf Nazis Must Die, a film he'd gotten for, I think, one dollar (or not much more than that) some years ago on videotape. He almost paid too much. Almost. I try not to savage most things, but this movie was just plain bad. However, what I found interesting is that there were a couple of black folks in it. The hero, believe it or not, was a stereotypical heavyset older black woman who was seeking revenge for the murder of her son. Well, I've never seen a surf film where black people played prominent roles. Ever. So this was highly entertaining for me. I would post the trailer, but it's not suitable for the younger set since, of course, the ubiquitous bare boobs scenes in the film are also in the trailer. I guess that's how the filmmakers thought they could at least get teenage boys and desperate men to watch this horrible flick. Would I watch it again? Not on your life. Once is more than enough.
7 Comments:
Try California Dreaming. That's bad.
uhh, huh huh, she said boobs.
But at least you watched the "Director's Cut"
Wait a second. Is that your byline on the excellent Derek Hynd bit up on Liquid Salt???? (That is awesome I get to ask that in your "Director's Cut" post.)
Uh . . . (sweating profusely, eyes shifting, squirming in chair) . . . yes.
Sometimes I can't believe how little I've matured. I googled the film to find the trailer to see the bare boobs.
You are so wrong, beFrank!!! Ha ha! You men are so predictable.
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