07 June 2006

Poor Laird

Look what those crazy folks at my job did to Laird Hamilton. Someone cut the picture out of a magazine and put it, in its unadulterated form, in my cubicle as a joke. We all had a good laugh at the caption she wrote. Then the criticisms began. We all agreed that this man has way too much testosterone for his own good. I thought that was the end of it. I got up to do some work in another part of the office. When I came back, I found Laird in this fetching bikini. They also adorned him with a beautiful pink hibiscus behind his ear. Laird, please don't try to track me down. I swear I didn't do this to you. It was those other people, the non-surfers who dared to do such a thing!! I know your history with slapping people. Don't even think about slapping me. If you do, I'll get your wife (who, by the way, towers over you) to beat you up!


At 6/9/06, 11:42 AM, Blogger clayfin said...

yeah right, like you didn't immediately pull that stuff off the pic and continue drooling.

Just read about your fav Hawaiian surfer pleading guilty to tax evasion - bummer.

At 6/9/06, 8:58 PM, Blogger Surfsister said...

Laird, believe it or not, doesn't do it for me. He's too mean or something. I just never liked him much. Sonny, on the other hand, used to do it for me. Now he looks old and tired (and he's younger than I am). Now that he's going to jail, perhaps he'll get back into some kind of shape, huh? Yeah, I don't think so either.


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