29 September 2005

Swept Off My Feet

As I walked my little one to daycare, a guy I see regularly gave me quite a compliment. He asked what sports I do, saying, "You know 'cos you got a nice shape and shit." What woman wouldn't want to hear a compliment about her figure and the word "shit" in the same breath? I think I'm in love.

5 Comments:

At 9/29/05, 9:34 AM, Blogger Whiffleboy said...

Very smoove.

 
At 9/29/05, 9:36 AM, Blogger gracefullee said...

I'd fall at his feet swooning.

 
At 9/29/05, 5:33 PM, Blogger Alan_M said...

i love nice shit.... i love taking a nice shit.... leave your husband and runaway with suave shit. oh, wait, wasn't it frank booth in blue velvet who said "suave, goddamn you're one suave fuck!"?

 
At 9/29/05, 9:45 PM, Blogger Jim said...

Don't know 'bout that shit, but how's the hair style coming?

 
At 10/2/05, 10:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once dated a musician who said in his most romantic voice "I can't wait to get my hands on your bits and f*** em up and shit" Needless to say I fell madly in love with him & he broke my heart ;)

 

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