This is Why Folks' Leashes Get Cut!
I have a friend who has told me stories about how he and his dad used to deal with people who didn't mind their Ps and Qs in the water.
Fins would be broken off of boards.
Leashes were cut with knives.
I remember being a bit taken aback by such talk. Well, color me none too surprised by people handling their business when necessary.
Dude, I was already on the wave. And here comes your happy ass snaking me. Seriously? It even appears that I'm in a bit of tube. I never even noticed. I was too busy giving the stinkeye to this $%^&;!
Don't be a dick in the water.