Kiss My Black A*@, Stab Magazine!!
Super breed descends
Icah Wilmot is bad news for the white devil. Last week this multi-talented Negro became the first Jamiacan winner of the Pan American championships, held in Cuba, signalling, amongst other things, an uncertain future for the Aryan domination of surfing
Kelly, Dane and Andy are very aware of the racial homogenization that has occurred in every athletic pursuit the genetically superior black man has turned his canetloupe-sized palm to. But it gets worse. Icah not only surfs very well (a four-time National Junior Champ and five time National Open Champ, no less), Icah’s family are not only Jamaican surfing royalty, Icah is not only an accredited ISA judge, surf instructor and holder of a bachelor degree in Information Technology (majoring in enterprise computing), Icah is in a band.
They are called “From the Deep” and not only is he in them, he plays bass. He stands to the side and t’umps out riffs no one hears though everyone needs. The same ones that make petite white women go wide-eyed and silent as they watch. He is a rare combination of the genetic pooling that’s doomed basketball, seen our first Negro president and brought Lou Suluola Samuel into the world (the daughter of Seal and Heidi Klum). – Jed Smith
This piece of shit has since been removed from the publication's website. Obviously, the folks at the magazine signed off on the content or else they wouldn't have allowed this to go live in the first place. So why take it down? Stand your ground and tell us what you really think. Oh wait, you've already done that by allowing Mr. Smith to spout his bullshit with a seeming nod and a wink.
You know, black folks aren't as sensitive as we used to be. I, for one, am one of the least sensitive of the race. Not much rattles me when it comes to race. Basically, I don't care what other people think about race. Everyone is racist in some form or another. Some are more racist than others. I don't believe humans are capable of being unbiased about anything. No religion, race or geographic group is capable of seeing others as equals. Humans always look for, and point out, differences among people.
With that said, fuck you, Stab Magazine. As one who isn't that sensitive, I will admit that this did not amuse me. Yeah, you took it down, but not before people made sure it was circulated. It arrived in my Inbox from other people who were not amused.
Surfing doesn't need this kind of thing. Don't we have enough on our plates with crowded lineups and out of control SUP riders? Stop rocking the damn leaking boat already!