That board is speaking. It says, "Hi, my owner is quitting surfing. S/he tried everything the books/dvds/surfcamp instructors said to do but in [5, 6, maybe 7 sessions, s/he paddled out and never caught a wave, never stood up, can't figure out what this whole 'surfing thing' is all about. Now, just s/he did with [art/yoga/singlespeed bike riding], s/he's giving up and using google to find out what the next big thing is going to be so s/he can be similarly ahead of the curve and yet doomed to fail. And I am glad for that."
in an old surfing mag issue, they did a write up on that kurt russell movie- escape from LA. the 6'ish thruster had astrodeck from the tail to the tip of the nose, epic.
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The board has a leash?
It's trying to go left?
That carpet was out of date in 1977?
Ha!-i once saw a board on CL with the fins in backwards!
The stomp pad is backwards!!!
What do I win, BTW?
Isn't it also a little far up on the board? Aren't stomp pads supposed to be back somewhere near the fins?
You win a . . . smile!
I win a smile from a Craig's List reader? Will my good fortune ever end?
I'm paddling that thing out at Chopes. I'm going to get pitted.
That board is speaking. It says, "Hi, my owner is quitting surfing. S/he tried everything the books/dvds/surfcamp instructors said to do but in [5, 6, maybe 7 sessions, s/he paddled out and never caught a wave, never stood up, can't figure out what this whole 'surfing thing' is all about. Now, just s/he did with [art/yoga/singlespeed bike riding], s/he's giving up and using google to find out what the next big thing is going to be so s/he can be similarly ahead of the curve and yet doomed to fail. And I am glad for that."
Picture of that board belongs on the FailBlog.
David, snowed in in Seattle
in an old surfing mag issue, they did a write up on that kurt russell movie- escape from LA. the 6'ish thruster had astrodeck from the tail to the tip of the nose, epic.
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