$#!@ Rocks! Rocks: 2, Surfsister's Quiver: 0
This is what happens at very low tide. Can't blame human error this time. I neither surfed over a rock nor lost my board into the rocks (the latter of which NEVER happens because, you know, my skills are such that every wave ends perfectly). All I was doing was getting out, sacrificing my feet to the rocks and carefully leaning on my board. Then, it happened! One good wave drained the water out at that moment and the board was no longer being supported by the water. It was on a damn rock!
Dearest surf gods: Consider these recent rock incidents my personal sacrifice. Yes, I sacrificed my boards in exchange for some decent waves. I upheld my part of the bargain. Where are the waves?