Don't Blame the "New Board Curse" on Me!!

All I have is photographic proof of a new board coming my way. I don't actually have possession of the board yet. As is typical, part of my board money (which came from me selling my road bike) went toward bills. I am not even sure when I will finally pick up the board. I guess there's no rush.

There's still little to nothing out there!!

One of those is mine. Guess which one . . .