I'm Terribly Confused

Why does one need an umbrella, one which is canted perhaps to protect one from the sun, in the fog? 

I had to assume there were waves out there somewhere. A little sunshine might have helped one to see said waves. Alas, there was no sunshine.

SO WHAT IS THAT BLOODY UMBRELLA FOR?

The Spectacle That is This Wetsuit . . .

is beginning to grow on me.

It's taken me a year to get up the courage to wear it like I mean it. These days, I forget that I have it on and wonder why so many people (in the parking lot, on the sand and in the water) are staring at me!

I suppose if I saw someone in that getup, I'd stare too.