Dear Multi-National Corporation That Owns Chuck E. Cheese:

Your food sucks. How hard is it to make a mediocre pizza? It's not hard. You know what? Your pizza doesn't even rise to the level of mediocre. I bet the food at McDonalds, a place I NEVER patronize and haven't patronized in decades, serves better, healthier food than you do. I guess this one was my fault. Next time I'll feed us all at home and then take little man to Chuck E. Cheese for the games. I mean really! A frozen pizza—CPK, Freshetta, DiGiorno—would have been light years better than that slop you people serve.

Rant over. I'll return to surfing in my next blog entry.